Ever looked at your life and thought, “You know what’s missing? Expandable poop on a stick.” Well, congratulations. That void has now been filled.
Introducing Poop on a Stick! — a delightfully dumb novelty item that features a plastic turd perched proudly atop a stick that EXTENDS, so you can wave it, poke things, or raise it triumphantly like the world’s weirdest flag.
Use it to:
🪧 Win arguments without saying a word
💩 Proclaim your mood from across the room
📏 Poke your friends from an impressive distance (consensually, of course)
The stick extends. The poop is plastic. The joy? Deeply immature and truly endless.
Perfect for white elephant parties, stocking stuffers, or emotionally confusing gifts for coworkers.
