15 Gag Gifts for Men Who Say They Don’t Want Anything. Again.

We’ve all been there. You have to get the man in your life a gift, but you don’t know where to start. You ask him for ideas, and he says he doesn’t want anything. Again. Well, look no further! We’ve combed through our collection of hilarious gag gifts for men to find 15 Christmas presents for the guy in your life.

1. Grown Ass Man Men’s Socks ($15.99)

These socks feature flames, a monster, and self-congratulatory words. All things guys love! Socks are functional and fun, making them a solid choice for a guy who can’t decide what he wants. If these socks aren’t perfect for him, there are plenty more where those came from. We also like these Farts socks or these Really Loud Sneezer socks.

2. Lil Nitro Gummy Bear ($9.99)

Lads love spicy things. Maybe it’s a way they can prove their manhood? We don’t know. But this Lil Nitro Gummy Bear is sure to get them excited. It packs the heat of 900 jalapeños in one tiny gummy bear. This holiday, don’t just give him a gift; give him an experience. The experience of sweating, crying, and sitting over the toilet. Listen - guys like this stuff!

3. Book Slayer Bookmarks ($9.99)

Is your man a bookworm? Well, then we have the gift for you! Add a little violent spice to his reading with these Book Slayer bookmarks! Just the thing for fantasy (or romantasy) lovers, these bookmarks will enrich his reading experience. 

4. Worst-Case Scenario Calendar (17.99)

A gift of useless knowledge he just might need someday! This calendar is right up the alley of the man in your life who loves trivia and has a great sense of humor. And if you’re looking for gifts on our website, that’s pretty likely. He can keep this tear-away daily calendar on his desk, making every day that much more exciting.

5. Beardy Dish Brush ($19.99)

Does your man do the dishes for you? Well, it’s time to give him a proper thank-you with the Beardy Dish Brush. This little guy is dishwasher-safe and comes with a convenient dish to rest his slightly crusty bristles in. Again—fun and functional. You can’t go wrong! 

6. Speks Odds Magnetic Fidget Balls ($24.99)

Does your guy have an eye for design? Speks Odds are minimalist magnetic fidgets covered in textured silicone with tiny spur-like ridges that feel extremely satisfying. They have great “hand feel” while looking like fidget toys that actual, real adults would own. Get him these. He won’t be able to put them down.

7. Giant Pickle Mug ($17.99)

This hilarious mug is huge and shaped like a pickle. Yes, we’re talking about the mug. This cheeky gift will brighten his mornings as he drinks an absurd amount of coffee. 

8. Opera Corn ($12.99)

Have you been looking through the list and thinking, “But these gifts are all too basic and normal!” Well, fear no more. Opera Corn is exactly what the man who truly has everything doesn't know he needs. He doesn’t have Opera Corn. Yet. Give him the gift of corn-ltre. It’s weird. It’s hilarious. And he needs it.

9. Ninja Knockout Pens ($14.99)

There’s nothing like a little ninja battle action to make a man happy! These one-of-a-kind pens can be used for writing or fighting. Part business tool, part fidget toy, and part imaginative play machine, these will entertain him for hours. Alternatively, you can incorporate some good “the pen is mightier than the sword” dad joke energy with these. 

10. Uranus Soap ($3.99)

This is a cheap gift with a big impact! Know a guy who could work on his hygiene, specifically in the rear-end department? Or maybe he loves space! Honestly - just give this gift to everyone. It's one of our best-selling products, and we know why. It’s like a public service announcement.

11. Mini Wooden DIY Kit Magic Astronomy Shop ($19.99)

Does your man insist on putting ready-to-assemble furniture together himself? Well, then he’ll love our wooden Mini Kits. Each one takes about an hour and a half to complete and leaves you with a wonderfully detailed storefront. We especially like the Magic Astronomy Shop, which features a tiny globe, telescope, and more for him to assemble!

12. Possum Flavored Candy ($6.99)

Guaranteed to get a good chuckle and a “Where the hell did you find this?” this gift is weirdly appropriate for when you’ve run out of good gift options. Wondering if these really taste like roadkill? Well, this review says it best: “If you have never even smelt a possum casserole coming from the oven, one should consider education before casual experimentation… [Possum Candy] does not disappoint.”

13. Cryptids Playing Cards ($13.99)

Playing cards are great gifts for when you don’t know what to get someone. These feature the vintage-style artwork of cryptids like Bigfoot and Mothman, designed by artist Todd Alcott. Mark Hamill is a fan of this guy, so we think your man will be too.

14. Giant Brain Stress Ball ($13.99)

This huge, five-inch stress ball consists of doughy foam that will provide instant relaxation with one squish. Just the thing for the man in your life who brings “big brain energy” to everything he does. Give him the gift of feeling like a mad scientist who squishes a giant brain. 

15. Grow A Pear Plushie ($15.99)

Finally, an adorable plushie that tells him to man up. If you’re tired of telling him to grow a pair, let this little guy do it for you! With a weighted bottom and dangly feet, it’s made for display on his bookshelf, desk, or anywhere else he needs a tiny, plush life coach. 

We hope this collection of weird, hilarious gifts for men helps you check him off your Christmas list! Still looking? Check out our entire collection of Funny Gag Gifts for Men, with thousands of gifts to choose from. We’ve been in the weird gift business since 1991, and men haven’t changed much since then.