6 Weird & Funny Gifts for 2023 Grads!
It's graduation season, woot woot! Here at Off the Wagon, we love celebrating a graduation in style. Specifically, a very silly, odd, and funny style. One with lots of bad jokes and weird stuff. If you’re on the same page as us, then you’ve come to the right place! We’ve picked out 6 of our favorite gifts options for a grad in your life, check them out:
Fuck Yeah Decision Dice
With every graduation comes a whole load of weighty decisions. Will you go to college? Where? What job will you take? Where will you live? Is it time to get rid of that weird hairdo you’ve been rocking for the past few years? Making all these decisions can be agonizing, but it doesn’t have to be! With these Fuck Yeah Decision Dice, you can decide your next steps with a simple question and a roll of the dice! Should I take this job offer? *roll* “Fuck No!” Easy enough, just move on!
Filthy Rich Napkins
Give college grads a little taste of what it's going to feel like to get their first adult job paycheck! At least, you know, if they’re not like a fine arts major. Then maybe just give them one napkin and keep the rest of the package for yourself. You don’t want to set their expectations too high.
Fuck Yeah Candle
If you’re throwing a graduation party, you probably have delicious food, fun drinks, and even some activities planned. But have you thought about how things should smell? This Fuck Yeah Candle will fill your grad party with the aromas of satisfaction and being done with all the bullshit.
Look After Yourself Magnet
This magnet is a good reminder to anyone grad leaving their parent’s home or going to live on their own for the first time. It’s so easy to forget to lick your butthole (metaphorically, of course) if you don’t make a habit of it!
You Did the Damn Thing Card
Give your grad a card! Write something nice and thoughtful. Or just a really dumb joke? Or both! We really like this “You Did the Damn Thing” card, but we have a bunch of other cards perfect for graduation too! You can check all of them out here.
Emotional Support Chicken
Graduation means starting a new stage of life with all its difficulties, and that can be a really emotionally daunting task! In our experience, a good emotional support animal can make all the difference in times like those, and there’s no better option than an emotional support rubber chicken! If you’re ever feeling down, all you have to do is give a squeeze for a loud squawk of emotional support that will make you feel so much better!
Looking for mood graduation goodies? You’re in luck; we have an entire graduation collection you can check out here. If you’d rather browse EVERYTHING we have to offer, including games, gag gifts, weird candy, and more, you can check out our entire catalog here.
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