Here at Off The Wagon, we have a ton of different funny, wacky, and generally smile-inducing gifts. Last time we counted, we had about 2.5 metric butt-loads of cool stuff to choose from (give or take). While having so many weird gifts and fun gadgets is (in our opinion) pretty amazing, sometimes it makes actually choosing something a bit of a doozy! Luckily for you, we’ve gone through our entire catalog and picked out 10 of our very best gifts to narrow down your search! These gifts are fun, ridiculous, and are sure to make anyone laugh out loud (or at least chortle). If you have any birthdays or get-together coming up, or if you just want to make someone’s day, then look no further. In no particular order, here are our top 10 funny gift items for 2020:
In 2018, 2019, AND 2020, this game won the people’s choice award for the best game about butts in space. If you’re looking for a game about space butts, we highly recommend this one - all the other games in the space butt genre are really just trying to copy this one, and none of them do it well. But(t) seriously, if you want to have an absolutely hilarious time with your friends, bring this to your next game night.
Eating, breathing, farting - these are all perfectly natural and incredibly important aspects of the human experience. Yet, for whatever reason, we treat farts as if they are evil. No more! It’s ok to fart, wonderful even! Whether you wear them in protest of a society that conspires against butt music or you just want a friendly reminder next time you feel a toot coming, these socks are fantastic.
A Blue-Footed Booby, a Dickcissel, and two Bearded Tits walk into a bar, and every middle school boy starts snickering uncontrollably (and so do we if we’re being honest). We don’t know why middle schoolers are in a bar, but we know that this mug is hilarious.
While we didn’t actually run any tests, we’re still like 85% certain this is true. Either way, these socks are a perfect way to lighten the mood between you and your roommates and family who have been complaining about your quarantine toots.
The disappointed sight is the perfect, Covid-19 safe way to express your displeasure with those around you. You don’t have to breathe on anyone, instead you can just press a button! Even in normal times, this gadget is perfect for really bringing home just how disappointed you are!
It’s inevitable - eventually your cat will get old enough and it’ll want to purchase its first firearm. You can try and postpone the event, but it's basically written into their cat DNA. When that day comes, it can lead to some tough conversations. We understand how hard it can be, but with this book, you’ll have all the resources you need to get through it.
If you or anyone you know is an excessive worrier or overthinker, this book is the perfect gift for them. Anything bad they can conjure up, however unlikely, will have a practical guide in this handbook! Learn how to give a dog the Heimlich maneuver, cure hiccups, and break down doors!
You might already be into shower wine. If not, we highly recommend it. The problem with shower wine is how slippery everything is - there really isn’t anywhere good to put the glass. This shower wine holder solves that problem and brings your shower wine game to a whole new level.
Chronic sexiness can be a blessing and a curse. Well, mostly a blessing, but other people might not understand. With this mug, you’ll always have someone (or some mug?) that understands you.
Keep out the aliens, keep out the government mind readers, and look amazing doing it. What more could you ask for?
Hopefully, this list can be the end of your gifting journey, but if you’re looking for more, or if you’re just curious and want to see what else we have, you can see our entire catalog here.