Bought as a present but I ended up reading it and it’s a lot of fun
This book details the most important things in life.
How to talk to your cat about Gun safety and abstinence, drugs, satanism, and other dangers that threaten their nin lives is by Zachary Auburn.
A satirical book that answers the questions... “What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?” and “What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?” and especially “Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?”.