Boo-Boo Bands Bandages

Sometimes you stub your toe, slam your finger in a drawer, or step on something that should not have been on the floor, and your brain goes straight to chaos… but your mouth has to keep it PG(ish).

These bandages say what you’re really thinking… just with a wholesome twist:

• “Holy forking shirtballs” (we all know what you meant)
• “That flipping hurt” (understatement of the century)
• “Son of a biscuit” (grandma-approved rage)
• “Mother trucker” (emotionally accurate, technically clean)
• “H-E-Double hockey sticks” (spicy, but make it polite)
• “Fudge nuggets” (honestly just fun to say)

They’re perfect for those moments when your pain level is a 10 but your vocabulary has… restrictions.

Includes 24 bandages in this tin container.  water resistant, latex free, hypoallergenic.