Well, well, well. Look who decided to combine Christmas cheer with state fair nightmares. Cotton Candy Christmas Pickle—a 1.75 oz tub of pure holiday confusion. It’s green. It’s fluffy. It tastes like sweet, sugary cotton candy. And it’s shaped like a pickle. Because… why not?
Perfect for that one cousin who brings deviled eggs to every party uninvited. Or your boss, who says “We’re like a family here,” and then forgets your name. Or maybe just you—because you’ve accepted that your taste in holiday treats is as weird as a reindeer doing karaoke.
Give it as a stocking stuffer, throw it on a charcuterie board to terrify your guests, or just keep it around as a conversation piece that screams “I make questionable life choices, and I’m proud of it.”
1.75 ounces of sugary, fluffy, green madness. No actual pickles involved. Just vibes.
Made in the USA
