This book details the most important things in life.
How to talk to your cat about gun safety and abstinence, drugs, satanism, and other dangers that threaten their lives is by Zachary Auburn.
A satirical book that answers the questions... “What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?” and “What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?” and especially “Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?”.
144 pages
When I first saw this book I knew I had to buy it for my friend Rich. He is a gun collector who also has several cats. He thought it was hilarious and he enjoys reading it.
Awesome gift for the hard to buy for friend.
I was very happy with the purchase.
All well informed cats should be knowledgable about a variety of issues & this book tackles it all. It’s much more substantial than we thought & we were pleasantly surprised, although it took the cat much longer to read it as no topic was left unread. Our cat also appreciated the fast shipping & the pictures incorporated into the text. Every cat should either read this or, if they are still only a kitten, have this read to them. Pepper says this book is a wonderful addition to your cats library!!!! Buy it now!
This book was a big hit with my son-in-law, who owns a beloved but quirky Maine Coon cat. I can't wait to visit them and read it myself!!
