As Soon As This Heating Pad... it's over for you bitches Magnet

Bow down, mortals. The Heating Pad & Ibuprofen Magnet is here to declare your final form: a slightly achy, mildly medicated force of pure chaos.  

Let everyone know that once the heating pad works its magic and the ibuprofen starts throwing hands at your lower back pain, it’s game over for anyone foolish enough to stand in your way. You're basically a superhero...after a short recovery nap.  

Perfect for your fridge, your office filing cabinet, or anywhere else you need to warn people that you're about to rise like a caffeinated, slightly creaky phoenix.  

Pain management? Check. World domination? Pending.  

2 x 3 inch magnet.