Finally—a burger you can carry in your pocket without anyone asking, “Uh…is that meat?” This gummy burger slider looks just like the real thing, complete with bun, lettuce, and cheese, but spoiler alert: it’s 100% chewy sugar magic. No grill required.
Perfect for when you’re craving a burger but also want to rot your teeth in the process. Each bite delivers all the joy of junk food with none of the protein, iron, or adulting responsibilities that come with cooking actual food.
Great for pranking friends (“I made sliders!” hands over candy), satisfying late-night sweet tooth attacks, or just proudly declaring to the world: “Yes, my burger is gummy and no, I will not share.”
Warning: May cause burger cravings, sticky fingers, and sudden judgment from health-conscious people. Ignore them—they’re jealous.
