Start your day the honest way with the Wake Up and Smell the Complete and Utter Bullsh*t Magnet — because coffee can only do so much, and sometimes you just need a brutal little truth slap right there on your fridge.
Perfect for mornings when everything is already on fire and you're just here for the vibes (and maybe a Pop-Tart), this magnet reminds you that, yes, today is probably going to be a circus — and yes, you’re still showing up like the chaotic champion you are.
Stick it on your fridge, your filing cabinet, or right across your forehead if you’re feeling extra spicy. It's the ultimate daily mantra for the perpetually exhausted, the wildly over it, and the people who know exactly what kind of day it’s about to be.
Bonus: Might also repel overly chipper morning people. A true win-win.
2 x 3 inches. Made in the USA
