Summer Camp Gone Wrong Mystery Box (Limited Edition)

Ah, summer camp. Where friendships were forged, bug spray was chugged like water, and someone definitely screamed when they found a frog in their sleeping bag. Relive the glory (or trauma) with our Limited Edition Summer Camp Gone Wrong Mystery Box, available only through the end of July 2025!

This box is packed tighter than a bunk bed with mystery, mischief, and the kind of summer memories that haunt you in the fun way. Think of it as your one-way ticket back to the weirdest camp on Earth—Camp Nope-a-Lot—where the s’mores are slightly cursed and the activities are just a little off.

Inside, you might find:
🎖️ A suspiciously earned merit badge (you didn’t win, but you have it now)
📖 A DIY ghost story kit—includes creepy prompts, fake blood, and questionable moral lessons
🧭 An unreliable compass that leads straight to danger (or the snack shack)
🍬 Gross mystery candy flavors that might be “swamp sweat” or “cabin foot” (you’ll find out!)
🎲 A mystery game that’s either fun… or a mild hex
🪀 Random nostalgic toys straight outta 1987 (probably sticky)
📛 A camp name tag proudly labeled “Regret”
🌲 Pine-scented stickers (or fear-scented—it’s a toss-up)
💀 Something “cursed” you should definitely not put near electronics

This box is equal parts summer nostalgia and strange fever dream. It’s your one-stop-shop for reliving that chaotic camp energy without ever leaving the safety of air conditioning.

So grab yours before July melts away—because this weird box of summer mayhem disappears after July 31, 2025. After that? Poof. Gone like your bunkmate during capture the flag.

Warning: This box may summon mosquitoes and/or the ghost of a former counselor named Steve. Open at your own risk.