A Candle for A Fucking Quitter - Retirement Candle

Smells like, "Wow... you suck."

Congratulations! You worked for decades, earned your retirement, and now you're rubbing it in the faces of everyone who still has to set an alarm on Monday.

This hilariously inappropriate retirement candle is scented like Piña Coladas with tropical notes of coconut, lime, and pineapple—because apparently lounging around with fruity drinks is your full-time job now.

Features

• Hilarious retirement gift candle
• Piña Colada scented
• Fragrance notes: Coconut, Lime & Pineapple
• Hand-poured in the USA
• Made with 100% soy wax
• 6.5 oz candle
• Approximate 40-hour burn time

Warning: Side effects may include spontaneous vacation planning, weekday naps, and reminding everyone, "Every day's Saturday now."