Mincing Mockingbird Magnets & Stickers Aging Gracefully Magnet

Aging Gracefully Magnet

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They say aging is a beautiful journey. This doll looks like she's been dragged behind the journey's car.

The Aging Gracefully Magnet features an EXTREME close-up of a doll's face that has clearly seen better days. Maybe it's the wrinkles. Maybe it's the thousand-yard stare. Maybe it's the crushing realization that she's not 25 anymore and everything hurts for absolutely no reason.

Stick this gloriously unflattering little reminder of mortality on your fridge, office filing cabinet, or anywhere you need a good laugh about the inevitable march of time. Because aging gracefully is a lovely idea, but some of us are aging like a banana forgotten in the backseat of a hot car.

Perfect for milestone birthdays, sarcastic friends, funny gag gifts, and anyone who's ever caught their reflection in their phone's front-facing camera and whispered, "Jesus Christ."

Dimensions: 2.125" x 3.125"


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