Welp, here we go again—another trip around the sun, another candle on the cake, another excuse to eat too much and pretend aging isn’t a thing. This card perfectly captures the enthusiastic (read: mildly exhausted) spirit of yet another year gone by. Whether the birthday person is fully embracing their annual celebration or just tolerating it for the cake, this card delivers the perfect mix of sarcasm and solidarity. Hand it over with a knowing nod, maybe a strong drink, and let them accept the reality of yet another fucking birthday. At least they’re not alone in this never-ending cycle of getting older!
Blank inside. Includes an envelope. 4.25 x 5.5 inches. Made in the USA
