🍼🦝 Small. Scruffy. Slightly unhinged. Just like you.
Say hello to your new pocket-sized panic noodle: the baby opossum plush! Standing at a chaotic-cute 3 inches tall, these mini marsupials are soft, snuggly, and ready to be emotionally unstable right alongside you.
Each little plush comes with an official mini adoption certificate, because this is a serious commitment and we believe in responsible possum parenting.
🧸 Tiny and adorable at just 3” tall
📜 Comes with a mini adoption certificate—legally binding (emotionally speaking)
🎁 Perfect for gifting, collecting, or hoarding like a dragon with anxiety
💥 Guaranteed to make people say “Wait... is that a baby opossum??”
Whether it's hiding in your bag, sitting on your desk, or emotionally supporting you from your pocket, this plush possum is here for all of life’s beautiful, trash-filled moments.
Adopt yours today. Trust us—they’re playing dead... not ignoring you.
