Finally, a toy that perfectly balances childlike fun with pure chaotic energy. Meet Betty’s Bitch Slap, the gloriously purple sticky hand that’s here to bring the smackdown to boredom.
Stick it. Slap it. Swing it across the room and watch as it clings to everything from doorknobs to your roommate’s forehead (consensually, of course). It’s basically the toy equivalent of saying “don’t mess with me” — but in sparkly purple.
Great for stress relief, office pranks, or asserting dominance over that one co-worker who keeps stealing your snacks. Bonus: every slap delivers a satisfying thwack that’s way more therapeutic than it should be.
Recommended for ages 6+ (because even kids deserve the power of a dramatic bitch slap).
