Finally, the perfect pet: one that doesn’t bite, doesn’t need a swamp, and tastes like pure sugary goodness. This 3-ounce gummy alligator is chewy, sweet, and way less likely to chase you through Florida.
Adopt it, name it, cuddle it… then eat it. (Circle of life, baby.) With its scaly details and toothy grin, it’s basically the closest you’ll get to owning a real alligator without having to explain yourself to animal control.
Warning: May cause sudden urges to wrestle marshmallows and yell “See ya later, alligator!” after every bite.
3oz
