Bitch Please Socks

Finally—socks that speak for you when you’re too tired (or too classy) to say it out loud. These cozy foot-huggers boldly declare “Bitch Please” so you can roll your eyes without even lifting your face from your phone.

Perfect for days when the world is testing your patience, for passive-aggressively padding around the house, or for gifting to that one friend who basically has “Bitch Please” tattooed on their soul.

They’re soft, they’re sassy, and they’re guaranteed to make your laundry pile 100% more fabulous.

Warning: May cause excessive strutting, side-eyeing, and spontaneous sass attacks.

One size fits most (Men’s 6–11, Women’s 7.5–12). 70% cotton, 28% polyester, and 2% elastic.