Finally, a packing tape that tells it like it is. Slap this bad boy on your next shipment and let the world know you're not sending artisanal, hand-whittled soap bars—you're sending a certified BOX. OF. CRAP. Perfect for mailing mystery junk to your friends, passive-aggressive care packages, or just embracing the chaotic goblin you are. Strong enough to seal even the saddest boxes of broken dreams and weird trinkets. Bonus: It’ll confuse the heck out of your mailman.
Dimensions: Plenty long enough to ruin your reputation.
Stickiness Level:*Like a toddler with a lollipop.
Vibe: "I gave up, but I'm still hilarious."
~330 feet of tape. 4.5 x 1.8 inches.
