Calm The F*ck Down Birthday Card

It’s your birthday, but let’s not get too crazy—your dog’s already had enough of your extra energy. This hilarious card features a sassy pup who’s not afraid to tell it like it is, because even on your special day, someone’s gotta keep it real. Blank inside, it’s ready for whatever heartfelt (or sarcastic) message you want to throw in.  

Printed on 100lb heavyweight paper (so it feels as important as you think you are today). At 4.25 x 5.5 inches, it's the perfect size for delivering a little tough love with a side of birthday wishes. 🎉🐕  (includes envelope)