Calm The F*ck Down Card Holiday Card

Introducing the holiday card that says what we’re all thinking: “You Need to Calm the F*ck Down.” Featuring an incredibly excited girl holding her equally unimpressed dog, this card is the festive slap of reality we could all use this season. Printed on sturdy 100lb paper that’s ready to hold up under even the most dramatic eye rolls, this 4.25x5.5-inch masterpiece is blank inside so you can express your holiday cheer however you see fit. Give it to that one friend who decorates in October, your cousin who won’t stop singing carols, or anyone who could use a gentle (or not-so-gentle) reminder to chill.