Calm the Fuck Down Candle

Ever felt like the universe is screaming at you to chill out, but all you’ve got is a lukewarm glass of tap water? Fear not, because the Calm the Fuck Down Candle is here to rescue you from your stress spiral. With the soothing scent of Chardonnay Over Ice, this candle is your new best friend in relaxation.

Breathe in the luxurious aroma of Vanilla Bean, the warm hug you didn’t know you needed. Let the zesty notes of Grapefruit Mango transport you to a tropical paradise, where deadlines and annoying emails don’t exist. And just when you thought it couldn’t get better, the spicy, cozy whispers of Chai Tea wrap around you like a snuggly blanket on a lazy Sunday.

Light it up, pour yourself a glass (or two) of something chilled, and let the stress melt away. Warning: excessive relaxation may lead to spontaneous naps or forgetting what you were stressing about in the first place.

Made in the USA