Ever cracked open a can and found eternal friendship inside? No? Well, buckle up, because Shelly the Snail is here to slowly slither into your heart (and possibly your pantry).
This odd little delight features a surprisingly adorable plush snail stuffed into a tin can like it’s gourmet escargot. Don’t worry, no real snails were harmed—Shelly’s 100% fluff, 0% slime. But she is packed with puns. The outside of the can is crawling with snail jokes so bad they might just escargot your sides hurting.
Pop the top and unleash a shellebration. She’s the perfect desk buddy, stocking stuffer, or low-key revenge gift for that one friend who’s always late (now they’ve got company).
Warning: prolonged exposure may lead to an increased tolerance for dad jokes and a strange attachment to invertebrates.
