Finally, a wine glass that matches your energy: completely unhinged, a little fancy, and steering this ship straight into a beautiful disaster.
The Captain of Chaos Stemless Wine Glass is here to help you sip your way through the madness — whether you’re navigating family dinners, work meltdowns, or the Great Couch Crumb Invasion of 2025. (You’re doing amazing, sweetie.)
Sturdy, stylish, and just the right amount of unbothered, this glass is perfect for wine, cocktails, or whatever mystery beverage you find at the back of the fridge. Because when you’re the Captain of Chaos, you don’t ask questions. You raise your glass and sail boldly into whatever fresh nonsense awaits.
Pro tip: Works best when paired with wild hand gestures and dramatic storytelling.
4.5 x 2.75 x 3.5 inches. 17 oz
