Congratulations on acquiring your very own Cuddle Unit 5™! (Or rather, congratulations to your cat for acquiring you.) The Cat Operator’s Manual is the ultimate guide to understanding, troubleshooting, and possibly surviving life with your mysterious, slightly judgmental, and occasionally glitchy feline companion.
Inside, you’ll find vital information, including understanding Solar Charging, operating modes (from Eco Mode to Turbo Mode), and important warnings—like why sticking your hand under a sleeping cat is a very bad idea. Plus, this book comes with a bonus sticker sheet, because every Cat Operator deserves some flair.
So read up, take notes, and prepare for the inevitable realization: you are not the owner—you are the staff.
Paperback. Includes a bonus sticker sheet!
