Bitchy with a Chance of Sarcasm Mug
You never know when things are going to go from happy-go-lucky to "… wait, what was that last thing you said?" To protect against this sort of thing happening, put this "Today's Mood: Bitchy with a Chance of Sarcasm" on your side at all times. It guarantees you won't be taken too incautiously – but it also makes your morning cappuccinos taste great!
Holds 13.5 ounces of delightful liquid.