Let’s skip the wholesome holiday lies, shall we? If you’ve spent the year being just a little chaotic, mildly feral, or aggressively petty (no judgment, same), this “I Deserve the Coal" card is the brutally honest seasonal confession you’ve been waiting for.
Perfect for sending to friends, family, coworkers, exes, or anyone who witnessed your questionable life choices in 2025. It’s festive, it’s funny, and it proudly announces, “Listen, Santa… I know what I did.”
Whether you actually deserve coal or you’re just leaning into your gremlin era, this card delivers the perfect blend of cheer and self-snark.
Message inside: Burn bright this holiday season. 5.5 x 4.25 inches. includes an envelope.
