You Deserve The World Letterpress Card

Make your friend laugh so hard, they forget the fact that you didn't get them any sort of gift except this card! Now, the card is pretty freakin' hilarious and amazing quality, but you could have at least gotten them some gum too. With how smelly this shi*t world is, having fresh breath can be nice. Just saying. 

Letterpressed card, blank inside. Comes with a recycled kraft paper envelope.  

4.25 x 5.5 inches