Dissociating Cat Notepad

Physically present. Mentally floating in a bowl somewhere. The Dissociating Cat Notepad is for those moments when your body is sitting at your desk, but your brain has quietly packed its bags and left the building.

Featuring a delightfully zoned-out black cat lounging in a bowl, a tiny stick of incense, and the words "Busy Dissociating," this pink notepad perfectly captures the energy of someone who's been staring at the same email for 45 minutes. Is the cat meditating? Having an existential crisis? Simply refusing to participate in reality? Yes.

With 50 sheets of glorious pink writing space, it's perfect for jotting down grocery lists, random thoughts, important reminders, or whatever you were supposed to be doing before your brain wandered off. Makes a hilarious gift for cat lovers, chronic daydreamers, and anyone whose favorite hobby is mentally checking out.

Measures 4.25" x 6."
Includes 50 sheets printed with soy ink.
Plastic-free, because even when you're mentally on another planet, you can still be nice to this one.