For the Valentine’s Day skeptic who insists it’s all a corporate scam—but still might feel just a little left out if they don’t get a card. This one is the perfect mix of sarcastic and sentimental, acknowledging their totally chill and not-at-all-bitter stance while covering your bases just in case. Hand it over with zero pressure, a smug grin, and maybe a snack (because even non-believers appreciate snacks). Love may be a construct, but awkwardly acknowledging it with a card? Timeless.
Letterpressed card. Blank inside. Includes an envelope. 4.25 x 5.5 inches.
