Don't Make Mommy A Bitch Coin Purse

Look, Mommy can be sweet. Mommy can be patient. But push your luck, and you’re about three eye rolls away from activating boss mode. This "Don’t Make Mommy Be a Bitch" coin purse is the perfect little warning label disguised as an accessory.  

Stash your cash, cards, rogue Goldfish crackers, or that one lip balm you keep losing — all while letting the world know you’re not here for anyone’s nonsense today (or ever).  

Small enough to toss in your bag, but powerful enough to strike fear into the hearts of slow baristas, sassy toddlers, and anyone thinking about cutting you off in traffic. 👛🔥  

Because some days, survival requires a little extra attitude. (And maybe a snack.)

Made of 95% post-consumer recycled material. 3" x 4"