Eeyor's Disappointmints

The perfect little pick-me-up for when you're feeling just a tad underwhelmed by life. Weighing in at a mere 0.4 ounces, this tiny tin is packed with mints that offer a taste of fresh breath with a side of gentle gloom. After all, what better way to face the day than with a minty reminder that, yes, things could always be worse, but at least your breath is on point?

These mints are the perfect companion for those "meh" moments when all you want is a little refreshment—and maybe a tiny sigh of resignation. Pop one in, and embrace the sweet, minty embrace of mild disappointment, courtesy of your favorite perpetually bummed-out donkey. Because sometimes, even when life lets you down, your breath doesn't have to.