Some crimes are too heinous to ignore—especially the silent but deadly ones. That’s where the Fart Citation comes in! This notepad lets you call out gas-passing offenders with style and authority.
Each sheet is ready to document the full extent of the crime: odor level, blast radius, and sheer audacity of the offender. Whether you're dealing with a sneaky SBD, a thunderous chair-shaker, or a full-on biohazard, justice must be served.
Perfect for the office, family gatherings, or that one friend who swears “it wasn’t them” (we all know it was). Issue citations freely—because some farts demand accountability. 💨🚨
4 x 5.25 inches, 50 sheets
