Farter’s Day Card

Ever slip up and call your dad a farter instead of a father? Yeah, us too. That’s why this card exists. It’s the perfect mix of accidental insult and heartfelt sentiment—with a big ol’ R awkwardly scribbled out and replaced with an H, just like the emotional mess you are.

Whether your dad is the King of Corny Jokes, the Sultan of Silent But Deadlies, or just a guy who raised you and ruined the air quality of your childhood, this card lets him know you were thinking of him... and his digestive track.

Folded, blank inside (because your feelings are complicated), and perfect for gifting with a can of Febreze or a pair of socks he’ll never wear.

Blank inside. 4.5" x 5.5". Made in the USA