These aren’t your grandma’s garden gnomes (unless your grandma is super metal). From the twisted minds at BigMouth Inc., we present a trio of outdoor oddities that’ll have your neighbors questioning your sanity—in the best way.
🐱 Crazy Cat Lady Gnome – She’s surrounded. She’s outnumbered. She has zero regrets. Armed with fur, chaos, and a slightly manic gleam in her eye, this little legend is the purr-fect addition to your garden of judgment. Out of control? Overflowing with power? Only SHE knows.
🦄 Unicorn Attack Gnome – It’s sparkly. It’s magical. It’s, let's go with, merciless? Like a possessed Lisa Frank folder watch as an innocent gnome meets the business end of a raging rainbow horn.
🦎 The Great Garden Gnome Massacre – It rose like a horror from the depths of the koi pond, a destructive monstrous menace just a bit taller than three apples stacked up on one another. You might trip over it if you're not paying attention but to some garden gnomes the size of your thumb, it meant the end.
Stick these weirdos in your yard, flower bed, or cubicle and let the madness bloom. Gardening just got aggressively weird. 🌻💀
Crazy Cat Lady is 9.1" tall. Unicorn is also 9.1" tall. Massacre is 8.7" tall but puts 9" on his dating profiles. All are hand painted!
Funny as hell.
