These aren’t your grandma’s garden gnomes (unless your grandma is super metal). From the twisted minds at BigMouth Inc., we present a trio of outdoor oddities that’ll have your neighbors questioning your sanity—in the best way.
🦎 The Great Garden Gnome Massacre – It rose like a horror from the depths of the koi pond, a destructive monstrous menace just a bit taller than three apples stacked up on one another. You might trip over it if you're not paying attention but to some garden gnomes the size of your thumb, it meant the end.
Stick these weirdos in your yard, flower bed, or cubicle and let the madness bloom. Gardening just got aggressively weird. 🌻💀
Massacre is 8.7" tall but puts 9" on his dating profiles. All are hand painted!
Funny as hell.
