Geriatric Bimbo Retro Holographic Glitter Sticker

Too old to care. Too fabulous to stop being a bimbo. The Geriatric Bimbo Retro Holographic Glitter Sticker is for anyone who plans to remain hot, ridiculous, and just a little bit stupid well into their golden years. Retirement? Please. We've got more important things to do, like looking fabulous and forgetting why we walked into this room.

Featuring bold retro lettering, fiery orange and yellow colors, and a gloriously sparkly pink holographic border, this sticker proudly declares "GERIATRIC BIMBO." It's giving aging disgracefully, and we fully support it.

Slap it on your water bottle, laptop, notebook, or mobility scooter of the future. Perfect for your favorite glamorous grandma, aging party girl, or anyone who believes getting older is no excuse to become boring.

Made from waterproof vinyl with a dazzling holographic glitter finish.
Measures approximately 4" x 2.8".