Finally, a slice of cake that won’t wreck your diet—but will wreck your dignity (in the best way possible). This squishy, huggable birthday cake plushie comes frosted with sass and proudly declares: “Getting Old Blows.”
It’s the perfect gift for that friend who insists they’re still 29 (for the 7th year in a row), your coworker who pretends they love birthdays, or honestly anyone creeping closer to dinosaur status. Soft, funny, and way less awkward than giving someone an actual cake with 87 candles.
Ideal for parties, gag gifts, or just a little self-deprecating décor to toss on the couch. Because if you can’t laugh about getting older, at least you can cuddle a plush cake while you cry about it.
Warning: may cause excessive giggling, mock groaning, and the sudden realization that your back does hurt more than it used to.
