With hauntingly hollow eyes, a blank “I’ve given up” expression, and dangly little legs that just scream “emotional limp noodle,” this plushie is the embodiment of deadpan. Literally. He doesn’t give a sheet anymore—he’s dead inside, outside, and emotionally checked out somewhere around 3 hauntings ago.
Perfect for spooky season, existential dread, or just vibing with your inner ghost, this Punchkin is eerie-sistibly relatable. Gift him to your favorite night owl, office zombie, or that friend who says “I’m fine” while clearly floating through their own personal horror story.
He’s not just a plushie. He’s a lifestyle. A paranormal mood. A soft, spectral scream into the void. 🖤
4.7in X 4.3in X 6.7in
