Giant Gummy Breakfast - Bacon Egg and Waffle 12 oz

Who says breakfast has to end at 11 a.m.? With this Giant Gummy Breakfast, you can serve up the most important meal of the day all day long—no greasy diner required.

On the menu: two strips of bacon-flavored gummy bacon, a maple-flavored gummy waffle (because duh, waffles demand syrup), and a berry blast–flavored sunny-side-up egg.

It’s a full plate of chewy, sweet, and slightly confusing candy goodness. Basically, breakfast got drunk and wandered into a candy shop.

Perfect for brunch fanatics, gummy enthusiasts, or anyone who’s ever looked at bacon and thought, “You know what this needs? More sugar.”

Warning: Pairs poorly with coffee… unless you like your mornings *really* weird.

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Want me to punch this up with a fake “diner waitress” style version—like it’s being shouted at you over the sound of clinking plates?