Got too Silly Beanie
He was warned. He was given several chances. But the goose simply could not stop being a menace to society.
The Got Too Silly Beanie is a tribute to everyone who's ever taken a joke just a little too far. This bright red beanie features a small embroidered patch of a goose behind bars with the words "got too silly." His crime? Unclear. His remorse? Absolutely nonexistent.
Was it public honking? Disorderly waddling? Stealing bread from innocent civilians? Whatever happened, this goose has officially crossed the line from harmless goofball to convicted silly goose.
Made from lightweight acrylic fabric, this cozy little hat is perfect for keeping your head warm while you engage in your own mildly suspicious activities. Just remember, there's a fine line between being funny and becoming a cautionary tale.
Material: Lightweight acrylic fabric.
Dimensions: 0.5" x 9" x 9"