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Grow A Boyfriend

Having trouble getting a date?  Tired of the real thing?  Want a boyfriend who won't hurt you, be rude to you, or speak poorly to you?  We've got just the thing.  This guy makes a perfect date.  Just drop him in water and watch him expand to 6 times his size... instant boyfriend.