Grow a Mate

Grow a Mate - for when your dating life is drier than a bag of stale pretzels! Need a boyfriend who won’t steal your fries or a girlfriend who doesn’t take up half the bed? Well, now you can grow your perfect partner in just seconds (take that, Tinder). Simply drop your boyfriend or girlfriend in water, and watch them expand into a six-times their size companion, ready to shower you with silent affection and absolutely zero arguments over what to watch on Netflix. 

No annoying texts, no awkward meet-the-parents moments, and they definitely won't hog the bathroom. Whether you're in the market for a low-maintenance partner or just need a gag gift to remind your single friends that life could be so much easier, we have you covered. Perfect for pranks, pity parties, or just some good ol' fashioned weirdness. Your new, water-activated soulmate is just one hydration away from being the quietest (and weirdest) relationship you've ever had. 💙💗