Had a Fall Button Survival Button

HELP! I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T STOP BEING DRAMATIC!

Why suffer a minor inconvenience in silence when you could announce it to the entire room? The Had a Fall Survival Button is the ridiculous little gag gift you never knew you needed. Give it a press and let it shout "Help!", "I've had a fall!", or "I've taken a tumble!" on your behalf. Because sometimes getting off the couch really does deserve a standing ovation.

Perfect for milestone birthdays, office shenanigans, or gifting to that one friend who makes a federal case out of every little ache and pain. This hilarious sound button is guaranteed to get a laugh, even if your knees aren't what they used to be.

Measures approximately 6 cm x 6 cm x 2 cm. For comedic emergencies only, not a real medical alert device!