Have You Tried Screaming? Gum

Therapists are expensive. Meditation is hard. Candles just smell like regret and vanilla. So when life gets overwhelming, why not try the time-tested, highly effective coping mechanism of… SCREAMING?

This box of gum is here to remind you (and everyone around you) that sometimes the best self-care strategy is opening your mouth and letting out a banshee wail. Inside, you’ll find 8 pieces of candy-coated, cinnamon-flavored gum—perfect for fueling your vocal cords before your next emotional meltdown.

Spicy, sweet, and slightly unhinged—just like you.

Makes a great stocking stuffer, gag gift, or thoughtful present for that one coworker who looks like they’re two emails away from shrieking into the void.

Made in Canada.  8 pcs per box.

INNAMON INGREDIENTS: Sugar, Dextrose, Gum Base, Corn Syrup, Natural and Artificial Flavors, Tapioca Dextrin, Glycerine, Gum Arabic, Aspartame, Citric Acid, Acesulfame Potassium, Confectioners Glaze, Carnauba Wax, Artificial Colors (FD&C Red 40, Red 40 Lake), Corn Starch, BHT (to maintain freshness). Phenylketonurics: Contains Phenylalanine. May Contain Soy. Produced with Genetic Engineering!