Welcome to the thrilling, high-stakes world of feline affection. How to Pet a Cat is the wildly unnecessary handbook you never asked for but absolutely need — because if you’ve ever been clawed mid-scratch, you know petting a cat is less "simple joy" and more "emotional roulette."
Inside, you’ll find very serious tips, it’s the perfect gag gift for cat owners, cat admirers, and that one friend who’s still convinced they can turn every cat into a cuddly lap monster. (Bless their naive heart.)
Warning: Following the advice in this book will probably still get you scratched. But hey, you’ll look very informed while you bleed.
80 pages. 6.25 x 6.25 x 0.5 inches