How to Traumatize your Children - 7 proven methods

Raising well-adjusted, happy kids is so overrated. Why not aim for lifelong emotional baggage instead? How to Traumatize Your Children is the ultimate guide to ensuring your offspring have plenty to talk about in therapy for years to come. Whether you prefer the “helicopter parent” approach, the “cold, distant authority figure” method, or just good old-fashioned unpredictable chaos, this book has you covered.  

Packed with expertly terrible parenting strategies, this satirical masterpiece is perfect for dysfunctional parents, aspiring dysfunctionals, or anyone who enjoys a darkly hilarious take on the art of raising humans. Gift it to new parents, read it for a laugh, or leave it out on your coffee table just to make guests uncomfortable. Either way, mission accomplished.

Paperback; 4.5 x 6.5 inches; 144 pages