"I Don't Have Enough Coffee or Middle Fingers" Coffee Mug

Introducing the "I Don’t Have Enough Coffee or Middle Fingers for Today" Mug—the ultimate morning mood in ceramic form. ☕🙃  

Perfect for Mondays, annoying emails, and anyone who dares speak to you before your caffeine kicks in, this mug says exactly what you're thinking—so you don’t have to. Just sip, glare, and let the passive-aggressive magic do its thing.  

Holds just enough coffee to keep you semi-functional… but, unfortunately, not enough to fix everyone else. 🖕☕✨