I Love My Asshole Cat Gum

Because love isn’t always cuddles and purrs—it’s scratched arms, knocked-over water glasses, and that one time they stared you dead in the eye while pushing your coffee off the table. This spicy little pack of cinnamon gum perfectly sums up your relationship with your fur-covered demon roommate: chaotic, disrespectful, and somehow still adorable.

Each piece delivers a sassy cinnamon kick, just like the daily emotional whiplash of loving a creature who thinks 3 a.m. is the perfect time to zoom across your face.

Give it to a fellow cat parent, or keep it for yourself as a daily reminder that yes, your cat is a jerk—but they’re your jerk.

Includes 8 pieces of sassy cinnamon gum