I Love Peeing Outside Embroidered Patch

Ah yes, the great outdoors: birds chirping, breeze blowing, and you... marking your territory like a majestic woodland creature. This “I Love Peeing Outside” patch is for the hiker, the camper, the person who looks at a perfectly good bathroom and says, “Nah, nature’s my urinal.”

Slap this glorious embroidered masterpiece on your backpack, jacket, hat, or anywhere else that could use a little splash (figuratively, please) of weird honesty. It's equal parts badge of honor and subtle warning to fellow trail-goers.

Declare your love for the wild tinkle life. Because toilets are for quitters.

2.5" Round Woven Patch.